opiio88 2024-11-8 07:52
天,人怎么能丢这么大的脸…[82P]
今年的选秀男团又双叒叕来了,
这次更是扎堆卡在一块儿播放。
如????国际版推出的《青春有你4》真名《星光闪耀的少年》????
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导师阵容让人眼前一亮,
如MC李圣经????
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声乐指导BIGBANG 姜大声????
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导致橘兴致勃勃地跑到ins翻了又翻,
打算提前买股不说,还和周围的人安利了一圈。
现在回想起来这简直是橘被戏弄的开端啊
自我介绍视频一出,发现真是一场酣畅淋漓地诈骗...????
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公式照看起来像刘耀文弟弟,动态秒变罗志祥?
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这位也不能说不像吧?
但又有几分像从前...
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微P,P的不多,也就40%的瘦脸瘦身吧
哥,这都胖出双下巴了...
还记得自己是来选秀的吗?
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还有好几个缩水的...
180大长腿爆改160五五分小土豆????
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不知道的以为谁家赛亚人小手办跑出来了
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后期修图老师做到这种程度,之后无论做什么都会成功的
平时骗骗别人也就算了,怎么还把自己也骗了...
对外宣传自己是九头身,还特地打印了九个头做展示????
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只是,这打印的头多多少少有些缩水了哈...
#你要这样说的话,橘将打印一些自己的一寸照,收拾收拾准备出道了。
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才艺展示也是槽点满满...
感觉这位直接把抖音热舞搬上来了????
#糖葫芦:我将起诉
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唱Rap嘴往两边飞,五官在后追的????
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还有不少老熟人。
IXFORM的段星星,
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#就是和周扬青谈恋爱那哥们儿。
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刘冠佑,
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孙滢皓,
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集体回锅。
IXFORM糊归糊,但因组内关系也上过几次热搜。
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这三位中,刘冠佑还取关过段星星????
#现在再一起参加选秀,真的不会尴尬吗...
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这三位说到底毕竟是出过一次道的人了,
初舞台表现还算得上可圈可点,也在情理之中。
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之前是网红,没出道就有着不少争议的选手新澈????
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因为颜值,被不少人说是“勋鹿(吴世勋✖️鹿晗)之子”,
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路人视角来看,脸确实是精致那一挂的。
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但架不住这哥们儿瓜太多了。
据说谈过几任男友,还在互联网上直播发糖、
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接吻、
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把直播间当大床房...
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就很难评...
还有张集骏,
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平台霸总短剧的头部演员????
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当然,毕竟是选秀,更重要的必然是实力。
抱着看了又能怎样的心理,橘鼓起勇气去看了看初舞台。
但事实证明,有些尝试有时候也不是那么必要...
一首《烦他斯特baby》直接把橘原地送走
#原视频放这儿了,大家一个都别想跑!!Loaded: 77.42%Picture-in-PicturePauseCurrent Time 1:28/Duration 2:27FullscreenMute自动播放
一套下来感觉三个人擦了800个玻璃...
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神似橘和好姐妹在KTV里尬舞...
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大声:原来这个钱这么难挣吗?
我投降!投降还不行吗
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这么多年过去,
也是头一回发现大声眼睛有这么大
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点评的时候导师还是很体面的:
大家都玩得很开心就够了
#潜台词感觉是:你们不用管我们的死活。
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就是说,虽然没指望你超越原曲,
但也没让你把“雾都里个七个八”干倒啊...
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甚至出现了“世界上的另一个我”这种剧情。
金成主,神似木子洋异国他乡且素不相识的好兄弟,还都是模特出身????
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要说特别的或许是有副业,
初舞台表演“炒菜”:
一瓢糟辣椒,打两个鸡蛋,
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炒成蛋炒饭,辣辣辣辣辣~
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但还是有非常拿得出手的选手哈
如初C邵子恒,04年中国人,身高182,
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爸爸是演员邵兵,还有一个龙凤胎妹妹。
一家人的颜值可以说是非常高了
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素颜更是抗打
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16岁就到了SM成为练习生,练习四年半之久。
出道时正好卡在李秀满被踢出公司的那段时间,
因公司内斗排绿卡导致最后因为国籍问题未能出道...
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希望弟弟这次能够得偿所愿吧!
湾湾这次也推出了自己的选秀《Scool》????
由韩国SBS和台湾电视台合办的选秀节目,
选手全是台湾人,利特担任MC,
导师有银赫、李弘基、崔英俊等等。
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看脸第一反应可能是:
大家一定都很有实力的就是说。
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但初舞台上来就给了银赫一些内娱idol的震撼。Loaded: 19.47%Picture-in-PicturePlayCurrent Time 0:00/Duration 2:29FullscreenMute自动播放
亲亲,这边建议和大声一起报个工伤呢
目前看来,确实该给导师和观众们说一句sorry。
从最开始知道后辈选自己歌的欣慰和期待,
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到眉头紧锁,察觉到一丝不对劲:
等等,原来是怎么跳来着?
#银赫:我可以是原唱,也可以是原告哈
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甚至在舞台上演手指魔法?
#哎一古老师被迫重出江湖,再次受罪。
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以及糖果超甜2.0版,神奇的自我介绍????
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一句话总结就是:一省内斗,县级水准。
隔壁JTBC全新打造的偶像选秀节目《Project 7》情况也没好到哪去...
导师阵容同样相当不错来着:
最帅MC李洙赫,
就说有多少人是冲着这张脸去看的节目吧????
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WANNA ONE成员河成云、
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《街头女战士》第二季冠军、SM公司编舞老师Bada Lee????
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之前火遍全网的《Smoke》、
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以及Aespa的《Next Level》、《ILLUSION》等等,
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KAI的《Rover》都是她的作品。
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甚至还是史无前例的200人参选。
本以为会很纠结,但终究是多虑了
初舞台直接一整个“八仙过海各显神通”,
一首《Love Shot》给橘整Shut up了...Loaded: 100.00%Picture-in-PicturePlayCurrent Time 0:00/Duration 0:05FullscreenMute自动播放
你说啊,到底要拿什么啊?快给他啊
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下面这套感觉全国中小学可以普及一下
伸展、
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跳绳、
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期间还穿插着切菜练习、
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时不时来个大跳啥的,
运动量一套下来基本上稳稳的...
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幻视女团选秀走错片场的超绝电动小马达????
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小嘴一抿那味儿一下对了。
女王驾到!统统闪开!
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脱了鞋表演伦巴的,
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#导师们and橘:不理解,不尊重。
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最后顺便秀了下个人技——大鹏展翅????
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切菜时突然感觉背上有跳蚤????
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蜜汁抬手 下蹲????
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全程担心下一秒左腿右腿会不会打结????
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抱歉,这个是真有点不舒服了,
隔着屏幕都感觉被骚扰了...
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去掉音乐幻视釜山行的《英雄》????
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甚至感觉有像刚会使用身体的????
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第一场下来全场的焦点莫属这位:
模特出身,长的这么帅就算了,
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一开口,唱的也就这么算了...
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甚至跳着跳着出去了?
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又跳着跳着回来了...?
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#啊?这么自由的吗?
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10年的乌克兰弟弟,长得那是一个水灵灵的~
第一眼:帅气弟弟唱《姐姐真漂亮》眼前一亮
第一句唱完:确定不是《奶奶说梦话》...?Loaded: 59.60%Picture-in-PicturePlayCurrent Time 0:00/Duration 0:46FullscreenMute自动播放
除此之外还有,跆拳道版《LOVE DIVE》????
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棒球舞蹈融合,致力于一球棍击碎Kpop????
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梗比人出圈的Ending Pose妖精华丽二战????
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#就是这哥????
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舞台表演来的很突然,
就这么蠕动着跳起来了??
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不开玩笑,谁去检查下他脚底是不是藏了弹簧
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下一秒水灵灵地向导师发起冲刺????
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但,同一时间外面的大屏belike…
所有人:啊啊啊你不要过来啊
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这样一圈看下来,最大的感受可能是:
本以为内娱要完了,没想到大家都要完了哈哈...
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最后一句
什么时候能停止这场闹剧啊...
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